Woman's rant against vegan food after being given plant-based burger
‘It might as well be Kentucky Fried Carrot!’ Prankster films his girlfriend’s hilarious rant about vegan food after he bought her a plant-based burger from KFC instead of chicken
- Brad Holmes, of Southampton, is known for tormenting fiancée Jenny Davies
- This time he bought her a plant-based KFC burger when she asked for chicken
- Clearly unimpressed, the former sales assistant goes on a rant against vegans
A prankster filmed his girlfriend launching into a hilarious rant about vegan food after he bought her a plant-based burger instead of the chicken one she requested.
Brad Holmes, from Southampton, who often likes to torment his fiancée Jen Davies, was asked by his significant other to get her a chicken burger when heading to KFC – but instead the online joker brought back a vegan version.
Clearly unimpressed, the former sales assistant quickly explains why meat-free eaters should ‘leave us people that want to eat chicken burgers alone and go in to somewhere called Kentucky Fried Carrot’ instead.
Brad filmed the foul-mouthed, three-minute tirade yesterday and shared it to his Facebook page, where it amassed 3,500 likes and 2,300 shares.
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Brad Holmes, a viral prankster from Southampton, captured his fiancée Jen Davies (pictured) going on an epic rant against vegan food after he bought her a plant-based KFC burger
Jen had asked Brad (pictured together) to get her a chicken burger when heading to the fast-food chain – but instead the online joker brought back a vegan version
Sitting at her dining room table, Jen asked: ‘What the f*** is that Bradley?’ before her partner explains that it’s a vegan chicken burger.
‘I wanted a chicken burger. It’s f****** zero chicken. That doesn’t make sense Bradley. You went to KFC to get me a chicken burger and you come back with something that’s got zero chicken in it.’
Bradley patiently explained that the meal is a plant based chicken burger, but Jen was quick to reply: ‘You can’t get a plant based chicken burger Bradley.
‘And I don’t care if you can, all I wanted was a chicken burger,’ she added. ‘A chicken is a chicken, you can’t get a f****** chicken burger without a chicken. It doesn’t make sense.
Clearly unimpressed, the former sales assistant (above) goes on a foul-mouthed, three-minute tirade against vegan food
Jen stares down at her plant-based burger in disgust after Brad suggests she try the vegan dish
‘All I wanted was a chicken burger and you’ve got me one with zero chicken in it. I’m not vegan Bradley…’
‘I’m getting p***** off with this s***. Changing my burgers, my good chicken burgers out for s*** that doesn’t have chicken in it. All these vegans just changing all my food all the time. I’ve had enough.’
Jen continued: ‘I just want to eat a chicken burger and I can’t even do that. What is the point of going to KFC – Kentucky Fried Chicken, might I add, chicken at the end of it, C is for chicken – and getting a burger that’s not got chicken in it?
Concluding her rant, Jen (pictured) said: ‘ Why go to KFC? Why go there if you don’t like chicken to get a chicken-less burger? It doesn’t make f****** sense. It’s stupid’
‘If that’s the case go in to somewhere called Kentucky Fried Carrot. Not f****** chicken. Leave us people that want to eat chicken burgers alone. It’s as simple as that.’
A laughing Brad questioned why his partner was getting annoyed and suggested she at least try the dish – but Jen soon spat the bite out, labelling it ‘nasty’.
‘That does not taste like my KFC burger Bradley. My chicken burger does not taste like that,’ she explained.
Concluding her rant, Jen added: ‘Why go to KFC? Why go there if you don’t like chicken to get a chicken-less burger? It doesn’t make f****** sense. It’s stupid.
The video racked up more than 1,300 comments, and some agreed with Jen’s sentiments. Others pointed out that usually both meat and vegan options are available at places
‘It’s the most stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life. If you don’t like it, go and get a carrot.
‘I’m not going to have my food changed around – like my meatball sandwich at Subway is now meatless – it’s stupid. Stop with the mentalness because I’m going to lose my s*** soon.’
The video racked up more than 1,300 comments, and some agreed with Jen’s sentiments, while others pointed out that usually both meat and vegan options are available at places and she could ask for either one.
One person said: ‘I love her! Totally agree – who goes to a chicken place and has vegan! I could go crazy!’
Yet another wrote: ‘She realises you can get both options, and doesn’t have to eat a plant based one.’
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