Wife sends nervous husband a vasectomy 'care package' including a 'shooting blanks' water pistol

HUSBAND nervous over a vasectomy got a “care package” from his missus — full of cutting humour.

Binman Saul Monro, 28, opened sweets with names changed to read “no Jelly- babies”, “vasectomy Club”, “Timeout on sex” and “thanks for not Flake-ing out”.

Wife Lauren also used card and a marker pen to turn snacks into “no-ball nuts” and “don’t jerk beef jerky”.

The £25 hamper, addressed to “Sauly No-balls”, contained a water pistol with “shooting blanks” written on the side.

And it was topped with a condolences card saying: “Sorry for your loss.”

Online footage of Saul going through it had more than 700,000 views.

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Lauren, 28, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, said they decided on the op after their second child was born in January.

It all went well on Saturday — after Lauren played Saul the Jerry Lee Lewis classic Great Balls of Fire.

She said: “We love a pun and have a twisted sense of humour.

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"I did put some painkillers in and snacks he really likes.”

Saul said: “I laughed my head off. It calmed me down."

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