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Hide yo chips! Hide yo bread! Because seagulls are still out there snatching up carbs without paying. And since it’s 2019 and seagulls are sick of having to settle for the puny breadcrumbs us stingy humans throw at them, they’re coming for the entire loaf of bread!

The scene of the crime was in Whitby, North Yorkshire. Josh Binks was picking up his mom from work at UK dollar store chain Poundland, which I’m glad doesn’t exist anywhere near me, because it’d be really embarrassing to be escorted out by security as they say, “Sir, how many times do we have to tell you that this isn’t that kind of Poundland.” But back to a different kind of bother to Poundland.

As Josh waited, he noticed a shifty seagull walking up to the store and he recorded the bird thief trying to steal an entire loaf of packaged bread. Josh obviously doesn’t believe in “see something, say something,” because he laughed as the tiny criminal tried to drag that bread out of the shop without paying. Either call 999 (that’s “911” in British) and turn a thief in, or help the poor bitch out! Fuck! But sadly for the thieving seagull, Josh didn’t help it out and it sucks at committing crimes and got caught by an employee who shooed it away.

As far as I know, that seagull didn’t get that bread and it wasn’t arrested either. The seagull is still out there and still has the thirst for bread thievery on its beak. Not only that, but it’s totally going to get revenge on that employee and Josh. I hope Josh likes seagull shit all over his car, because that seagull  is coming for him!

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