Couple trying to create ‘Blood Lube’ for ‘vampire fantasy’ sex

They want you to suck blood.

Goth-y Florida couple Kara Dennis and Christopher Murray have a coffin for a table and dine over their Ouija board — but they still haven’t found any fake, bedroom-friendly blood after years of trying to make it happen.

“We searched for a long time,” they write in a failed 2016 Indiegogo to create the substance, but they just “couldn’t find traces of it anywhere.”

If their project had reached its $50,000 goal, the Tampa, Fla., lovers would’ve provided donors with “little syringes” filled with a non-sheet-staining, sweet-tasting, dark red-colored lube, packaged into tiny black coffins.

Dennis is a preschool teacher and Murray works for Coca-Cola. But when they aren’t working their 9-to-5s, they’re busy exploring their dark fantasies.

“So many people have that ‘vampire fantasy’ to have sex with a vampire,’ ” Dennis tells The Post. “Why else watch shows like ‘True Blood’?”

Murray feels the same.

“We feel that a lot of people have this blood fetish and we really want to give them a way to satisfy that,” Murray tells The Post. “Some are very scared to come out and talk about this fetish but we are here for you! It’s OK to be weird and strange.”

Unfortunately, it would seem the world wasn’t ready to fund the lovers’ creation. The campaign only raised $1,433 of the $50,000 they needed.

But many remain thirsty for the product.

“Bring back blood lube please and thank you,” comments one blood-sucking fan on a YouTube video about the Indiegogo.

“Please open the campaign back and I’m very sure you will get a better outcome because I would share it like crazy,” writes another.

The couple is still hopeful they’ll make the Blood Lube happen eventually, they say, but as of this Halloween season, the project still hasn’t seen the light of day.

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