ITV2’s Killer Camp leaves viewers aghast as contestant killed off by penis through eye – The Sun

ONE unlucky Killer Camp contestant suffered a death of baffling proportions on the latest episode.

The ITV2 reality show has seen its fair share of murders already as the campers struggle to identify the serial killer among them.

Unfortunately for Warren, it was his turn to meet his maker at the end of Monday night’s episode.

Bruce was under strict orders to take Warren out from the anonymous villain and suffice to say he go the job done with panache.

Rather than opting for an axe, knife or chainsaw – all staple horror film weapons – it was a statue that ended up taking Warren’s life.

Camp Leader Bobby Mair explained to the group that the unlucky chap found himself impaled through the eye with the statue’s member.

“At the centre of the clearing was an enormous statue of a Greek god, an ancient deity representing fertility,” he said.

“He [Warren] was in awe of the beauty and grace of the statue, but most of all, it’s big f***ing d***. I mean, this thing had a big d***,” he went on.

“He moved closer to the statue, he brushed away some moss revealing the words, Phallus Impallus.

“Suddenly, the d*** on the statue hit a cloud of smoke. Splat, it went through his eye, right up to the testicles. And there was blood everywhere.”

Viewers took to social media to give their takes on the unconventional death, equal parts stunned and amused.

“SOMEONE ON ITV2 JUST GOT IMPALED IN THE FACE BY A STONE PENIS AND I STOOD UP AND APPLAUDED,” one viewer gushed.

“Turned on the end of Killer Camp thinking it was some fun reality show only to see someone ‘die’ from a penis blowing up. I wish that was a typo. What even is British TV nowadays?” a second pondered.

“That was absolute gold. This is the barmiest thing on TV,” a third added.

“Well that was quite the death. Really brings meaning to ‘you'll have someone's eye out with that,’” a fourth quipped.

While a fifth asked: “How long has this been going? Not watched before but bloody hell this is good! Finishing with a death by penis through the brain.”

Warren later gave his thoughts about the killer’s identity from beyond the grave.

“I think Sam is the killer,” he confidently stated.

“The reason why I think Sam is the killer and I have done from the start is because the clues match up to him far too well, far too well to be true.”

Whether he’s correct or not remains to be seen, as viewers will have to wait until Sunday for the grand unmasking.

On launch night, many lauded Killer Camp as "better than Love Island" thanks to its original format.

Killer Camp airs every night on ITV2 at 9pm.

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