Husband’s hailed as ‘a genius’ as his hilarious Christmas shopping advice for his wife goes viral

IT’S LESS than 24 hours until the big day, but there are sure to be plenty of hapless men dashing out for last minute gifts.

And one dad’s brutally honest shopping advice to fellow men has gone viral, with long-suffering wives and girlfriends lauding him with thanks.

Taking to Facebook Australian dad blogger Brad Kearns of DaDMuM said: “Alright lads, it’s almost the weekend before Christmas. It’s your time to shine.

“No doubt the wife has been shopping for the past 6 weeks now. There are literally already presents for everybody wrapped and hiding in a cupboard somewhere.

"Most of it has your name in the 'From' section in the tag. Even the one for your mum. You literally got no f***ing idea,” he continues.

“Well now it’s the final weekend before Christmas you gotta get your ass down to get some pressies. Shopping centre car parks gonna be packed. You don’t wanna deal with that s***…”

The father-of-four then shares his top tips for helpless husbands stuck in the mall, wondering what to buy.

“She loves massages. None of this IOU fun card game bulls*** in Typo. She be wanting a real masseuse from a professional.

“Keep yo’ hands to yo’ damn self. If you can make it a full day experience with wine, facials, cheese platters and pedicures you’re on a winner.”

“She likes holidays and weekend getaways… alone. Don’t invite yourself; she’d rather take a lady and who gonna stay with the kids if you go

“Clothes… don’t ever pick her clothes, nor the store she is to get them from in a gift card. Cash-money only.

“If you get absolutely stuck… She likes small boxes… Tiffany Blue always goes own well at unwrapping time. Valet parking for the Hilux is easy. Wear your nice thongs when you go. The security guard will absolutely be judging you and send you to the cheap section upstairs upon entry.

“Literally… there’s one present to buy. Don’t fk it up,” he ends the post.

His 'genius' post has since received over 8,000 likes and thousands of comments from mums praising his advice.

One wrote: “You are soooo bloody right!!!! 1 damn present for the love of your life…DO NOT stuff it up.”

Another agreed adding: “This guy is pretty intelligent.”

And tagging their partner a third commented: “This guy knows!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And now you do.”

This article was originally published on Kidspot and has been republished with permission.

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