Mortified daughter buys sex toy on eBay but accidentally uses her MUM’S account

LOOK – we've all got to do what we've got to do to get through the lockdown.

But can we offer a piece of advice? Maybe don't buy any, ahem, personal items using your mum's eBay account.

Before you accuse us of stating the obvious, it turns out this is a VERY easy mistake to make – as one mortified shopper recently discovered.

Earlier this week, 22-year-old Jessica Smith – who lives with her mum Jackie -decided to discreetly order a sex toy on eBay to see her through the isolation period.

But unfortunately for the singleton, it wasn't until after she'd purchased the £13 Rampant Rabbit toy that she realised her hilarious oversight.

The following day, Jessica's mum Jackie sent her a screengrab of the receipt and suggested that maybe it was time to get her own eBay account.

Mum-of-one Jessica, of Chester, replied “I want to die”.

She recalled: "I was absolutely mortified. I wanted the ground to swallow me up.

"I was just so embarrassed, I couldn't reply straight away. I didn't know what to say."

Unsurprisingly, Jackie hasn't stopped teasing her daughter and even asked: "Are you lonely?"

And on the practical side, Jackie also reminded her daughter to "stock up on batteries" before her toy's arrival.

Jessica added: "My friend had recommended checking eBay because she'd bought a sex toy on there before and said it was cheaper.

"I just did it on my phone without thinking I would still be logged in to mum's account.

"I was meant to check out as a guest, but that obviously didn't happen. It's the first one I’ve ever bought."

And despite all the drama her personal purchase has caused, Jessica added: "It's meant to arrive on Monday. I'm looking forward to it to be honest."

After getting over her initial horror, Jessica posted her mum's texts on Twitter where other users were quick to express their sympathy.

Jess joked: "How's everyone's lockdown going? I've just bought a dildo signed into me mum's eBay account."

One user replied: "Love the fact her mother is fully creasing about it."

Another added: "ARE YOU LONELY? Hahahahaha screaming."

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