Resident fed up of neighbors having loud sex leaves note on door
Awkward! Frustrated resident fed up of hearing neighbors having loud sex leaves a note attached to their door – with a recording of their ‘moaning’ as evidence
- Frustrated resident, from US, typed angry note complaining of loud sex noises
- Taped it to the neighbor’s door along with a recording and graph as evidence
- Many praised the lengths homeowner went to, with some branding her a ‘hero’
A resident who was so fed up of hearing their neighbors having loud sex left a note attached to their door – with a recording of their antics as evidence.
Taking to Reddit, the frustrated resident, from the US, shared a photo of the lengthy A4 note and penned: ‘My condo “neighbors” like to have some loud sex. After letting them know previously, they haven’t stopped so I left them a nice note on their door for everyone to see.
‘Petty at its finest.’
In case the typed out message wasn’t clear enough, the disgruntled homeowner went that one step further and even included a graph which detailed how reverberation works and attached a recording to prove a point.
A resident, from the US, who was so fed up of hearing their neighbors having sex left a note attached to their door – with a recording of their antics as evidence (pictured)
The frustrated resident explained that despite asking them to stop previously, they still hadn’t, so he decided to leave them a ‘nice note on their door for everyone to see’ (pictured)
The note begins: ‘Living in a condo building means you tend to be closer to your neighbors than you otherwise normally would be.
‘Meaning I could be living in a completely different area of our building and still be able to hear you loudly having sex.
‘Now, don’t get me wrong. I am very happy you have a GREAT sex life but I think I can speak for many of us in the building when I ask you to please quiet down. I feel bad for your immediate neighbors.’
The note went on to explain how when the neighbor had previously complained, the couple had quietened down for two weeks.
To reinforce the message that little bit further, the resident added a chart which demonstrated how reverberation travels around the building. Pictured, stock image
It continued: ‘I can say I don’t particularly enjoy having my 5-year-old daughter ask me “why’s that lady screaming outside?”
To reinforce the message that little bit further, the resident then added a chart which demonstrated how sound travels around the building.
The note, which was signed by the ’18 units overlooking the courtyard, ended: ‘In conclusion, I would like to kindly ask you to please monitor the volume of your moaning and sexual noises. Whether it’s with another person or with yourself. No judgement on my end.
‘In the instance, you think this is horse s*** and need some proof, I have recorded how loud you are and placed it on the attached flash drive for you to listen to yourself and make your own opinions.’
People were quick to take to the comments section full of praise and admiration for the lengths the disgruntled resident went to to hammer home the message (pictured)
And many were quick to take to the comments section full of praise and admiration for the lengths the disgruntled resident went to in a bid to really hammer home the message – with one even branding them a ‘hero.’
‘If this doesn’t work, get a couple of neighbors to join in on a counter-attack – every time they go at it too loud, everyone starts blaring the Bob the Builder theme or something equally off-putting.
‘Or start calling the police on them for noise complaints,’ wrote one.
A second joked: ‘You really hit him with “see attached” lol,’ while a third added: ‘Look at you giving away flash drives. You must really want to stop having to listen to these guys banging.’
A fourth agreed: ‘This is amazing, the flash drive is a great touch!’ while a fifth added: ‘People don’t understand till you do it back to them. Have louder sex.’
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